14th December 2010

I left my hair in the Post office
I left my hair in HSBC
I left my hair in Lloyds TSB
I left my hair in The West Bromwich Building Society
I left my hair in the cheap shop where I got coat-hangers.

4th December 2010

I left my hair on Megabus

I left my hair in Victoria Coach Station

I left my hair in Sainsbruys

I left my hair in the park

I left my hair on the tube

I left my hair in Acton

I left my hair at Heathrow

I left my hair on a plane

I left my hair in Dacca

I left my hair in Kathmandu airport

I left my hair at the Rosebud Hotel

I left my hair in Jake's new flat

I left my hair in Jim's House

I left my hair in Lime Street

I left my hair in Tipton

I left my hair in Ikea

I left my hair in Argos

I left my hair in Poundland

I left my hair in Julie's new house

I left my hair in my new house

I left my hair in Lamorva

I left my hair in Sainsburys cafe

I left my hair in Trago Mills

4th June 2010

I left my hair at the camping shop

I left my hair in the shed

I left my hair in the flooded kitchen

I left my hair in the van

I left my hair on the curtains

2nd June 2010

I left my hair in Paul's car.

I left my hair at Blings of Leon.

I left my hair at The Hot Red Chili's.

I left my hair at Steriotronics.

I left my hair at Webster Road.

I left my hair at Mr Tyre.

27th May 2010

I left my hair in Glasgow

I left my hair in Edinburgh

I left my hair in the tunnels

I left my hair in the lanes

I left my hair in the cemetery

I left my hair in the church

I left my hair in the chemist

Robert Anton Wilson On The Acceleration To 2012

I left my hair in the shed